A Humorous Look at a CFO's Top Duties
As an aside, The Motley Fool is at it again. The online pundit of finance and business-related issues has observed the latest goings-on at Microstrategy, and developed a list of the top five new duties of the recently appointed CFO.
They are (drum roll, please):
- 5. Remove the company's 1999 annual report from the microwave,
- 4. Hire Fawn Hall - shred, shred, shred,
- 3. Strip stock-option wallpaper from office restrooms,
- 2. Send e-apologies to existing shareholders, and
- 1. Update resume.