Is it time to give your CPA the boot?
- Do you grab your chest when you open your CPA's bills?
- Do you feel shunned by your CPA whenever you call his office?
- Are you tired of seeing a new face handling your account each year?
- Are extensions your CPA's MO?
- Are you no longer shocked when you receive an IRS notice?
- Do you find yourself auditing the work of your CPA?
- Do you suspect that your CPA never heard of tax planning?
- Can't remember the last time your CPA discussed his findings with you?
- When you receive your financials, is it already time for next year's?
- Do you wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, worrying about an IRS audit?
- Your CPA brags about all the money he made on investment referrals to Bernard Madoff’s Investment Securities.
- The cover letter accompanying your tax return is in Sanskrit, bearing a New Delhi address.
- You received a wedding invitation of your CPA’s marriage to his prison cellmate, Buster.
- Your CPA included your dog, Muffy, as a dependent on your 2008 Form 1040.
- Your CPA billed you for a 2008 Form 1040 tax return filed for Muffy.
- Your CPA’s tax organizer asks you for all of your credit and debit card numbers, CVV numbers, PIN numbers, expiration dates, and names as they appear on the cards.
- Your financial statements and tax returns appear on his website as testimonials.
- Your CPA off-handedly mentions that he recently hired some big mafooch named Guido to handle collections.
- Your CPA text messages his attorney always before signing your financial statements and tax returns.
- Over drinks your CPA lets it slip out that that correspondence course—found on the back of a matchbook cover—sure paid off for him.
Have a tax or an accounting question? Please feel free to submit it to William Brighenti, Certified Public Accountant, Hartford CPA Accountants . For information and assistance on any tax and accounting issue, please visit our website, Accountants CPA Hartford , and our blog, Accounting and Taxes Simplified. 
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