Rita Stars In A Christmas Story - Just For You!

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As 2012 draws to a close, I have a special message and challenge for all of my clients and friends in the CPA profession. I’ve modified the dialogue (from the flagpole scene in A Christmas Story) to demonstrate some “accountant speak”  just for you!

  • Flick: Are you kidding, stick my tongue to that stupid pole? That’s dumb.
  • (Accountant: Are you kidding, start using social media to promote the firm? That’s dumb.)
  • Schwartz: That’s cause you know it will stick.
  • (Rita: That’s cause you know it will work.)
  • Flick: Your’re full of it.
  • (Accountant: You’re full of it.)
  • Schwartz: Oh, yeah? Well, I double dog-dare you!
  • Rita: (Oh, yeah? Well, I double dog-dare you!)
  • Narrator: Now it was serious, a double dog-dare.
  • Schwartz/Rita:  I TRIPLE DOG-DARE YOU!
  • Narrator: Schwartz/Rita created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat, the triple DOG-dare.
  • Schwartz: Go on, smart ass, and do it.
  • (Rita: Go on, smart ass, and do it.)
  • Flick: I’m going!
  • (Accountant: I’m going to give it a try!)

Narrator: There was no going back now.

Rita: There is no going back now  - Have a joyous holiday season and an extraordinary 2013.

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Mr. Parker


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